@louislillywhite: #LondonRiots TIGER HAS BEEN LET OUT OF LONDON ZOO AND IS NOW LOOSE IN CAMDEN. NOT JOKING
@sylvianlogie: Police resorted to playing Cher Lloyds Swagger Jagger on loudspeakers all over London to disperse crowds of Chavs #londonriots
@kirstenlanolips: so Obama addresses the world on London riots before Cameron. I see.
@alan_machnik: Currys emptied of all its contents. Waterstones untouched. Maybe if you read the odd book you wouldn't be such a bunch of arseholes.
@lord_sugar: Boris Johnson coming back from holiday. That's it all sorted then!
@harrumble: There's only one situation in which looting is acceptable, and I CAN'T SEE ANY FUCKING ZOMBIES.
@heartsnbones: It's incredible how Twitter is now the primary news hub founded on tweet tip-offs. Goodbye traditional journalism, hello frontline Tweeters.
@mrGpet: Newsnight- government representative nowhere to be seen. Did I just hear Red Ken say that the army aren't trained for this?
@example: Apprently there's now rioters in Fulham Broadway!? Did someone from Made In Chelsea lose their Chihuahua.
@carolinehirons: Oh and Cameron: You don't schedule a 'meeting' for the morning. You tell your team to meet you on the tarmac and you talk NOW.
@Iammadmoiselle: Ok, ok, the Westfield looter was actually me. It's a fair cop, I'm festooned in new season, I'm handing myself in.
@angrybritain: LITTLE SHITS: STOP. FUCKING. BURNING. AND. SMASHING. THINGS. AND. GO. THE. FUCK. HOME. YOU. LITTLE. TWATS #londonriots
@shellyvella: Send these thugs to Afghanistan and bring our boys back - like to see how brave they are then..#hell
@cupcate: Oh, how good of Boris and Cameron to decide to come back! We're only burning in flames of anarchy, you fucking incompetent twats.
@grantapp: Just spotted Tara Palmer Tomkinson throw a chair through a window of Harrods. These riots are spreading everywhere #LondonRiots
@LBQblog: Not being funny, but if your kid is on the street with a petrol bomb, I hardly think you calling them in for bedtime is gonna help.
@guy_interrupted: It's times like this I wish I was a superhero :( #LondonRiots
@michaeldipaolo: Cameron's things to do list
1. Drag heels
2. Hammer duty free
3. Quick pint with Andy Coulson
4. Pick up photos from Boots
5. Save London
@ldn_citygirl: second phone call from my mother: "The Met are telling people to contact their children and make sure they're home." Couldn't help but laugh
@Mattedmondson: My best mate, Tom, is a police man. He's barely slept for days and is out there now fighting this. It's all so unnecessary. #londonriots
@russell_kane: Cameron takes three days to react to mass riot. That'd be like a comedian getting bottles thrown in his face & treating it as mild chatter.
@fleetstreetfox: If you've been rioting then read this: you're a little twat. Now fuck off. #Londonriots
@garethaveyard: Amazing woman with balls the size of hubcaps, stands up to Hackney rioters... j.mp/qHlXe4 More of this londoners!!
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